If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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