It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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