You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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