Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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