I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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