She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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