Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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