Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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