May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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