You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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