There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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