the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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