"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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