dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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