we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
