That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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