i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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