So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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