if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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