ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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