Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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