party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I smell like Dick and happiness
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