The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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