It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
