i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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