my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
