your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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