we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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