If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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