Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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