You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
3 2 1 whiskey
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
