Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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