just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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