Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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