im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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