We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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