none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He kissed a someone with a penis
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He felt like a one man threesome
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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