i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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