"it" just moved
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
