im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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