Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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