i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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