it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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