Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i jhust puked up my retainher.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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