I'm going to rape someone's good day.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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