is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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