I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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