C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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