saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you inspire me to be a worse person
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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