i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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