So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
